Question: Why did God create man?
Answer: He needed the practise.
Question: What do men and beer bottles have in common?
Answer: They're both empty from the neck up.
Question: What's the difference between a man and E.T?
Answer: E.T. phoned home.
Question: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Answer: We don't know... it has never happened.
Question: What do you call an intelligent man in America?
Answer: A tourist.