Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Why do women always get the last word in an argument?
Because after that, it’s just the beginning of a silent treatment.
Why did the woman bring a ladder to her relationship?
She wanted to take it to the next level.
What’s a woman’s idea of a romantic gesture?
When her partner notices the haircut she got two weeks ago.
Why do women remember every detail of a fight?
Because someday, it might come in handy during another one!
What’s a woman’s secret weapon in a relationship?
“I'm fine. Nothing’s wrong,” paired with a strategic sigh.
Why do women always win at relationship trivia games?
Because they’ve been taking mental notes since day one.
What do women call a “minor disagreement” in a relationship?
A dress rehearsal for the real argument later.
What’s a woman’s favorite magic trick in a relationship?
Making her partner apologize without ever saying what they did.
Why do women love a good love story?
Because it’s a reminder that only fictional men can listen properly!