Women's Bumper Stickers

'So many men, so few who can afford me.'
 
 
'Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich.'
 
 
'Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.'
 
 
'Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares?'
 
 
'And your point is?'
 
 
'Next mood swing: 6 minutes.'
 
 
'If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.'