Why did the boy bring a ladder to his girlfriend's house?
Because he heard love is all about taking the next step!
Why did the two hearts go on a date?
They were beating for each other.
Why did the girl give her boyfriend a calendar?
Because she wanted to date him.
My wife said I should do lunges to spice things up.
That would be a big step forward.
Why did the boy put candy on his valentine's letter?
Because his love was sweet!
What did one piece of string say to the other?
"You have me all tied up in knots!"
Why did the girl bring a pencil to her date?
Because she wanted to draw him closer.
My wife asked me to take her to a place she's never been for our anniversary.
I suggested the kitchen.
(Editor: Don't actually use this one if you intend for the relationship to continue beyond Valentine's Day. ;))
Why did the computer go on a date with a keyboard? Because it was his type.
Why don't scientists trust atoms in a relationship?
Because they make up everything!
My wife and I were happy for 20 years.
And then we met.
What did the flame say to the candle?
"You light up my world!"
Why did the girl break up with the grape?
She was tired of raisin issues!
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"I'm stuck on you!"
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