Marriage is a three ring circus:
1. engagement ring
2. wedding ring
2. suffering
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.
Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
Bachelors should pay more taxes, they enjoy a better quality of life.