1. Why did the banana go out with the prune on Valentine's Day?
Because it couldn't find a date!
2. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
"I'm stuck on you!"
3. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
He gave her a ring.
4. What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses!
5. What did the light bulb say to the switch on Valentine's Day?
"You turn me on!"
6. Why don't oysters share their pearls on Valentine's Day?
Because they're shellfish!
7. What did the ghost say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
"You look boo-tiful tonight."
8. Why did the skeleton go to the Valentine's Day party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
9. What did the painter say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
"I love you with all my art."
10. How do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
With scent-imental messages!
11. What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine's Day?
"You add meaning to my life."
12. Why did the boy put candy under his pillow on Valentine's Day?
He wanted sweet dreams.
13. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
14. What did the bat say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
"You're fun to hang around with."
15. Why did the drum take a break on Valentine’s Day?
It was beat.
16. What did the magnet say to the fridge on Valentine's Day?
"I find you very attractive."
17. Why don’t valentines like playing hide and seek?
Because it's hard to find love!
18. What did the cucumber say to the pickle on Valentine's Day?
"You mean a great dill to me."
19. Why do valentines have a heart?
Because they can’t love with their liver.
20. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day?
"I find you very attractive."
Hope these bring a smile to your face! Enjoy sharing them around Valentine's Day!